JOHNMICHAEL SIMON POETRY

1

 

The famous cantor

Shmilovitch, after kiddush

burped a bass amen

 

2

 

Empty toothpaste tubes

emit most frequent burping

when held under water

 

3

 

Chinese cooks are glum

if their diners don’t make some

burping sounds of thanks

 

4

 

A quiet burp in time

saves many offensive sounds

when leaving table

 

5

 

Some birds are like burps

they wake partners in mornings

prevent sleep at night