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A Surfeit of Words
The Shorter English Dictionary
has pages twelve hundred and thirty three
and that’s only the first volume from A to M
as from N to Z there are twelve hundred and ten
And many of these countless thousands of words
are ones that you’re likely never to have heard
if you lived to the ripest old age that could be
you’d not plumb a tenth of this lexicon sea
There are specialized names from professions begotten
derivatives culled from ancient Greek and from Latin
with multiple schpellings of Teutonic pattern
and occluded inclusions of origin forgotten
But we’ve only the tip of this verbal ice broken
consider the seven thousand languages spoken
in dialects to confound the most Higgins-like ear
a monstrosity of verbosity - verbal diarrhea
Thus to take a conservative guess exponential
we may expand Oxford’s half million to its dialectic potential
and divide that number by the worlds populace
which would yield less than four words for each one of us
So think of it this way when you’re searching your mind
for the most precise term you can possibly find,
how you’d explain the unexplainable, pinpoint your muse
with only four simple words from which you could choose
© Johnmichael Simon
2007
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